Me at 99 Years of age....

Ok so today I figured we would talk about getting on in age....LOL..The photo at the top of the blog I figure , is what i will look like by the age of 99. You see in Nursing school we were taught all those horrible things that we all have to look forward to as we age. I am about to give you some guidelines that you are going to find amusing or maybe depressing (if you are the vain type). Ok this is why i figure i will resemble the little creature in the photo. Notice that the top of his head comes to the car light, well let's see they say as you age you shrink about 4 inches or so, now those who know me , know i am already at a 6-7 inch deficit, so i figure after all is said and done i will be about that tall at 99. Next notice the size of the ears. The ears they say not only grow hair inside of them, they also become increasingly larger as we age .I'm thinking that's Gods way of helping us hear better, since your hearing gradually gets worse and worse. Now what a lot of people don't realize is that the hearing loss of some of it can easily be cured by getting your ears cleaned out professionally. Gross i know but it's a fact. Now concidering that i have a very strong Sullivan background and they are known for their big ears, this giving me a double dose don't you think. Now the nose, Not only is it predicted to grow, length wise but also it is predicted to become somewhat bulbus, (extend outward at the nostrils). There will also be disgusting hair growth there as well. Moving on down , even though i have more than my share of meat on my bones now, there is this thing called muscle wasting , that's when your muscles just waste away and nothing is left but the little boney parts. As a woman I know you know that your feet are suppose to grow with the pregnancy of each child, but i am proud to announce that i am still the size 7 that i was in high school. Just imagine if you put a size ten foot on that little creature. Now this is just the outward physical changes that we have to look forward to, but if God willing some of us may be able to ward old age off for a little longer.Just wanted to make your day....let me know what you think....TERRIC
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